Day: March 8, 2012

“Dad, chew with your mouth closed.  You’re losing your mystique.” – Lisa Simpson “Lisa, all great artists love free food.  Check out Jasper Johns.” – Homer Simpson “You squeal on me, I’ll kill you.” – Jasper Johns Zombie Simpsons’ remarkable inability to parody things beyond changing around a few letters has been brought up around here before.  Ditto their lame celebrity guest policy of having people voice themselves in what usually amount to barely concealed brag statements about how awesome they are in real life.  With “Exit Through the Kwik-E-Mart”, Zombie Simpsons managed to pull both of those tired old…