“I’ve never been so sure of anything in my life. I am going to win this lottery.” – Homer Simpson
“Homer, the odds are three-hundred-and-eighty million to one.” – Marge Simpson
“Correction, three-hundred-and-eighty million to fifty!” – Homer Simpson
Happy 20th Anniversary to #Simpsons classic “Dog of Death”! Original airdate 12 March 1992.
Dead Homer Society 
2 responses to “Quote of the Day”
I bet if he hadn’t burned that copy of Shirley Jackson’s “The Lottery” he’d have had a better chance.
you mean chilling tale of conformity gone mad?