Quote of the Day

Homer's Triple Bypass4

“This is Papa Bear, put out an APB for a male suspect driving a . . . car, of some sort, heading in the direction of, uh, you know, that place that sells chili.  Suspect is hatless, repeat, hatless!” – Chief Wiggum

Happy birthday David Silverman!

4 thoughts on “Quote of the Day

  1. Springfield cops are on the take, But what do you expect for the money we make? Whether in a car or on a horse, they don’t mind using excessive force. Bad cops, bad cops.

  2. You know that feeling you get when a thousand knives of fire are stabbing you in the heart?

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