Homer's Triple Bypass4

“This is Papa Bear, put out an APB for a male suspect driving a . . . car, of some sort, heading in the direction of, uh, you know, that place that sells chili.  Suspect is hatless, repeat, hatless!” – Chief Wiggum

Happy birthday David Silverman!

4 responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. Matt Mackinnon Avatar

    Springfield cops are on the take, But what do you expect for the money we make? Whether in a car or on a horse, they don’t mind using excessive force. Bad cops, bad cops.

  2. PEPITO! The Biggest Cat In The Whole Wide World! Avatar
    PEPITO! The Biggest Cat In The Whole Wide World!

    You know that feeling you get when a thousand knives of fire are stabbing you in the heart?

  3. D.N. Avatar
    D.N.

    “Your indolence is inefficacious! …THAT MEANS YOU’RE TERRIBLE!!!”

  4. mmmfreegoo Avatar
    mmmfreegoo

    ooh.. I hope they throw his hatless butt in jail