“But killing snakes is evil.” – Lisa Simpson
“Maybe so, Lisa, but it’s part of our oh so human nature. Inside every man is a struggle between good and evil that cannot be resolved.” – Homer Simpson
“I am Evil Homer! I am Evil Homer! I am Evil Homer! I am Evil Homer!” – Homer’s Brain
It’s May 10th, Happy Whacking Day, Everybody!
oh whacking day, oh whacking day, our hallowed our hallowed snake skull cracking day.
We’ll break their backs,
Gouge out their eyes….
Their evil hearts, we’ll pulverize…
“Don’t bother the snakes… leave all the snakes.. alone…”
Oh Whacking Day, Oh Whacking Day, may God bestow his grace on thee.
One of my favorite Homer quotes–and–scene!
No…not just Homer…one of my favorite Simpsons moments EVER!
You don’t win friends with salad!
‘evil homer’ is probably the only thing i’d honestly consider getting a tattoo of… MAYBE guy incognito…
“R.I.P Good Homer”
And then the Zombie Homer got out of that grave and gave us 13+ seasons of boredom.