5 responses to “Quote of the Day”

1. 

   Abra Cadaver [the lowercase version]

   21 May 2012

   GARBAGE ANGELS.

2. 

   Anonymous

   21 May 2012

   I love the scene when Abe comes into the burlesque house and takes off his hat only to see Bart and put it back on and walk out.

3. 

   akumatafur

   21 May 2012

   TV Commentator: “It’s eleven o’clock; do you know where your children are?”
   Homer: “I told you last night NO”

   Classy Homer parenting, the kind that made me laugh as this episode aired.

   1. 

      ThisCannotBeTheFuture

      21 May 2012

      Word.

      I also love.

      Lady: “Are you wearing a paper sack?!”
      Homer:”I have misplaced my pants.”

      1. 

         Charlie Sweatpants

         21 May 2012

         I’m a big fan of both:

         http://deadhomersociety.com/2010/11/23/quote-of-the-day-615/

         http://deadhomersociety.com/2009/06/07/quote-of-the-day-131/