“Come on, Homer, join the party.” – John As part of our tireless efforts to demonstrate the many ways Zombie Simpsons fails to entertain, Season 23 will be subjected to the kind of rigorous examination that can only be produced by people typing short messages at one another. More dedicated or modern individuals might use Twitter for this, but that’s got graphics and short links and little windows that pop up when you put your cursor over things. The only kind of on-line communications we like are the kind that could once be done at 2400 baud. So disable your…
Day: May 23, 2012
Quote of the Day
“So the next time somebody tells you carny folk are good, honest people, you can spit in their faces for me.” – Barney Gumble “I will, Mr. Gumble. But, if you’ll excuse me, I’m profiling my Dad for the school paper. I thought it would be neat to follow him around for a day to see what makes him tick.” – Lisa Simpson “Aww, that’s sweet. I used to follow my Dad to a lot of bars too.” – Barney Gumble