Quote of the Day

“I see wedding bells for Vanna White and Teddy Kennedy.” – Princess Opal “Please, Princess Opal, if we could just stick to Principal Skinner.” – Chief Wiggum “Chief Wiggum, I am merely a conduit for the spirits.  Ah!  Willie Nelson will astound his fans by swimming the English Channel.” – Princess Opal “Really, Willie Nelson?” – Chief Wiggum Happy birthday Jo Ann Harris!