“Some large men to see you, sir.” – Secretary “I don’t have an appointment with any large men.” – Principal Skinner Happy birthday Jo Ann Harris!
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Quote of the Day
“What do you offer in the way of salary?” – Not Shelly Long “Minimum wage and tips. Of course, there are fringe benefits.” – Moe “Such as?” – Not Shelly Long “An unforgettable weekend at Club Moe.” – Moe “I’d prefer to take my vacations someplace . . . hot.” – Not Shelly Long “I like your moxie, kid. You’re hired.” – Moe “You shan’t regret this.” – Not Shelly Long “Methinks I shan’t.” – Moe Happy Birthday Jo Ann Harris!
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“I think he’s taking the next train to Capital City.” – Apartment Woman “The train, how like him: traditional yet environmentally sound.” – Lisa Simpson “Yes, and it’s been the backbone of our country since Leland Stanford drove that golden spike at Promontory Point!” – Apartment Woman “I see he touched you too.” – Lisa Simpson Happy birthday Jo Ann Harris!
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“I see wedding bells for Vanna White and Teddy Kennedy.” – Princess Opal “Please, Princess Opal, if we could just stick to Principal Skinner.” – Chief Wiggum “Chief Wiggum, I am merely a conduit for the spirits. Ah! Willie Nelson will astound his fans by swimming the English Channel.” – Princess Opal “Really, Willie Nelson?” – Chief Wiggum Happy birthday Jo Ann Harris!
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“Barkeep, I couldn’t help noticing your sign.” – Not Shelly Long “The one that says ‘Bartenders Do It ’Til You Barf’?” – Moe “No, above that store bought drollery.” – Not Shelly Long Happy birthday Jo Ann Harris!