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“Hey, Homer, you wanna get a beer on the way home?” – Carl
“I can’t. I gotta take my wife to the ballet.” – Homer Simpson
“Gonna go see the bear in the little car, huh?” – Lenny
“I can’t. I gotta take my wife to the ballet.” – Homer Simpson
“Gonna go see the bear in the little car, huh?” – Lenny
Homer: Marge, this may be hard to believe, but I’m trapped inside two vending machines.
Marge: Sure Homer, trapped in vending machines, okay.
This scene followed by Homer getting his hands stuck in the vending machine are among my absolute favorite Simpsons moments ever:
Homer, there’s no easy way to tell you this: I’m afraid I’m gonna have to saw your arms off.
They’ll grow back, right?
Oh… yeah.
Wait a minute. Homer, are you just holding on to the can?
Your point being?
I like how Marge used “your point being” later on. They used to have low key runs with phrases like that throughout an ep
“Look at that blubber/pavement fly!”
Don’t forget the skeleton arm in the vending machine holding a can of Fresca.