“Please don’t make me retire. My job is the only thing that keeps me alive. I never married and my dog is dead. . . . I’m not finished!” – Jack Marley “Oh, yes, you are.” – C.M. Burns Matt Groening quit two things this week, his long running “Life in Hell” comic, and a gag charity band he was in with a bunch of other famous people. As a retirement gift, may I strongly recommend the first YouTube video embedded below? I’m warning you now: it’s 5m:44s. It’s also worth watching. In addition to that we have non-Zombie Simpsons…
Day: June 22, 2012
Quote of the Day
“Wait a minute. These are not sprinkles, sir.” – Apu Nahasapeemapetilon “What do you mean?” – Homer Simpson “You’ve clearly taken items from the candy rack and placed them on top of the donut in an attempt to pass them off as sprinkles.” – Apu Nahasapeemapetilon “Well, it was like that when I got here, it really was!” – Homer Simpson “A Mounds bar is not a sprinkle! A Twizzler is not a sprinkle! A Jolly Rancher is not a sprinkle, sir. Perhaps in Shangri-la they are, but not here!” – Apu Nahasapeemapetilon