“Well, here I am, right on time. I don’t see Barney “Let’s crash the rocket into the White House and kill the president” Gumble.” – Homer Simpson “Actually, he’s been here since sunrise.” – NASA Guy “Hi, Homer. Since they made me stop drinking, I’ve regained my balance and diction. Observe: I am the very model of a modern major general, I’ve information vegetable animal and mineral.” – Barney Gumble [Programming Note: I’m way behind on Season 11 Compare & Contrasts, and this post is the first of me digging out to finish them off before Season 24 starts on…
Day: September 25, 2012
Quote of the Day
“I graded this morning’s test over lunch, and most of you did quite well.” – Miss Hoover “I got a B!” – Ralph Wiggum “No, Ralph, that’s an F. I must’ve spilled some Kahlua.” – Miss Hoover