“How did this happen?” – Barney Gumble “Oh, that. You’ve had that for a while.” – Lenny “Yeah, I can’t really picture you without it.” – Carl
Tag: Days of Wine and D’Ohses
Quote of the Day
“Barney, I got you what no drunk can do without: morning after stationary.” – Carl
Quote of the Day
“It seems I will never sell these She-Hulk vs. Leon Spinks comics. Worst crossover ever.” – Comic Book Guy
Compare & Contrast: Barney Drunk and Sober
“Well, here I am, right on time. I don’t see Barney “Let’s crash the rocket into the White House and kill the president” Gumble.” – Homer Simpson “Actually, he’s been here since sunrise.” – NASA Guy “Hi, Homer. Since they made me stop drinking, I’ve regained my balance and diction. Observe: I am the very model of a modern major general, I’ve information vegetable animal and mineral.” – Barney Gumble [Programming Note: I’m way behind on Season 11 Compare & Contrasts, and this post is the first of me digging out to finish them off before Season 24 starts on…
Crazy Noises: Days of Wine and D’Ohses
“Looky here, cardy-board tubes!” – Cletus “Now we can have indoor plumbing, just like they’s got at the women’s lockup.” – Brandine “They spoilt you, Brandine. Sometimes I don’t even know who you are anymore.” – Cletus For the fourth summer in a row, we here at the Dead Homer Society will be spending some time discussing twelve year old Simpsons episodes. This year we’re doing Season 11. Why Season 11? Because we’ve done Seasons 8, 9 and 10 already, and it’s time to take an unflinching look at the end of the show. Since Skype and podcasts didn’t exist…