“Here we have an Alaskan timberwolf.  He weighs two-hundred and forty pounds and his jaws can bite through a parking meter.  He does get spooked by loud noises.” – Zoo Lady
“Loud?  That’s our secret word for the day!” – Krusty the Klown

Happy (belated) 20th Anniversary to “Marge Gets a Job”!  Original airdate 5 November 1992.  (Also got lost in the craziness and confusion and mishegoss of the election.)