Compare & Contrast: Simpson Family Gambling Problems

“Okay, Marge, let’s go.” – Homer Simpson “I’ll catch up to you.” – Marge Simpson “Marge, I’m taking the car.” – Homer Simpson “I’ll walk.” – Marge Simpson “This late, through the bad neighborhood?” – Homer Simpson “Yeah.” – Marge Simpson “Marge-” – Homer Simpson “Go home, you’re bad luck!” – Marge Simpson “Wait, I see what’s happening here.  You’re just mad because everyone in this town loves gambling except for you.  Well, that’s just sad.” – Homer Simpson Zombie Simpsons long ago lost all interest in telling stories that are even coherent, much less entertaining or – heaven forefend…

Quote of the Day

“Hey, Homer, you’re late for English.” – Barney Gumble “Pfft, English, who needs that?  I’m never going to England.” – Homer Simpson