Reading Digest: Late Scratch Edition

“After  evaluating millions of pieces of data in the blink of an eye, the Gamble-Tron 2000 says the winner is . . . Cincinnati by . . . two hundred points?  Why you worthless hunk of junk!” – Professor Frink Sorry for the late Reading Digest, everybody.  I hope your Friday at work/school/whatever wasn’t too dull without it.  This post was originally going to contain a link to the first Kindle issue from the spinoff site, but Amazon appears to be having some difficulties and it looks like it’s not going to be ready today.  So here’s a regular Reading…

Quote of the Day

“Hey, Apu, this bag of ice has a head in it.” – Bart Simpson “Ooh, a head bag.  Those are chock full of heady goodness.” – Apu Nahasapeemapetilon