“Now, we give ’em the bikes, no one sues.” – Principal Skinner
“What if they’re dead, sir?” – Groundskeeper Willie
“Then we ride these bikes to Mexico, and freedom, Willie, freedom!” – Principal Skinner
“Freedom? Yeah, I’ll turn you in at the first toll booth.” – Groundskeeper Willie
Happy 20th anniversary to “Whacking Day”! Original airdate 29 April 1993.
Dead Homer Society 
2 responses to “Quote of the Day”
MAN was that ep funny! Still haven’t seen anything that would even come close in the last 20 years of animated sitcoms.
Twenty years since one of my favorite Simpsons moments ever…Evil Homer.