Behind Us Forever: Pulpit Friction

“Hey, look, those frogs are eating all their crops!” – Homer Simpson Marge has to yell in church to get everyone to sit down, and meanwhile Lovejoy was just standing at the pulpit waiting patiently?  I know they don’t care about this stuff, but it really destroys scenes.  And the new guy is also just standing there before he starts describing Lovejoy for no reason.  Color me surprised, they remembered the bed bug thing for one brief scene after the first segment.  Usually they just drop it all together. And Homer electrocutes himself because of course he does. Why is…

Quote of the Day

“Now, we give ’em the bikes, no one sues.” – Principal Skinner “What if they’re dead, sir?” – Groundskeeper Willie “Then we ride these bikes to Mexico, and freedom, Willie, freedom!” – Principal Skinner “Freedom?  Yeah, I’ll turn you in at the first toll booth.” – Groundskeeper Willie Happy 20th anniversary to “Whacking Day”!  Original airdate 29 April 1993.