8 responses to “Quote of the Day”

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   ThisCannotBeTheFuture

   8 June 2013

   If this were a ZS episode, Skinner would’ve then pulled out a bra or something from his laundry basket.

   1. 

      Stan

      8 June 2013

      If this were a ZS episode, the dialogue would’ve went as follows:

      “We got Skinner’s underpants!” – Jimbo Jones
      “And there’s nothing you can do about it, Mr. Ex-Principal.” – Kearney
      “Oh yeah?” – Seymour Skinner gets out a smartphone and texts the word “HELP” to his mother.
      “Why you bunch of ill-mannered rascals, I’ll get you for my son!” – Agnes comes out of the blue and starts chasing them.
      “Okay, meanwhile…” – Skinner pulls out a pair of thongs, slaps them on and it says “I’M A BADASS SUPERINTENDENT” in the front – “Oh right, those are Chalmers’…”
      Chalmers comes up: “SKINNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRR! You can actually keep those, I have another pair”. Goes off with “I M ALSO STRAIGHT” written on the back of his.

      1. 

         ThisCannotBeTheFuture

         8 June 2013

         lol Yeah, and the whole *point* of the episode wouldn’t be a new relationship between Skinenr and Bart, it would be about Bart and Skinner pranking each other now that Skinner’s fired.

         Guest Star: Johnny Knoxville.

         1. 

            Stan

            8 June 2013

            Checkmate.

2. 

   akumatafur

   8 June 2013

   Can I see your copy of “Swank”, Armin?

3. 

   You might remember me from

   9 June 2013

   There’s nary an animal alive that can outrun a greased Scotsman!

   1. 

      Stan

      10 June 2013

      I adore Doris’ reaction to “Then grease me up, woman!”

4. 

   Steamed Hams

   9 June 2013

   That last line got ripped off by Will Ferrell more or less, I believe.