“We got Skinner’s underpants!” – Jimbo Jones
“And there’s nothing you can do about it, Mr. Ex-Principal.” – Kearney
“That’s not true, I can buy a new pair! No, I can’t. I needed those, I really did.” – Seymour Skinner
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If this were a ZS episode, Skinner would’ve then pulled out a bra or something from his laundry basket.
If this were a ZS episode, the dialogue would’ve went as follows:
“We got Skinner’s underpants!” – Jimbo Jones
“And there’s nothing you can do about it, Mr. Ex-Principal.” – Kearney
“Oh yeah?” – Seymour Skinner gets out a smartphone and texts the word “HELP” to his mother.
“Why you bunch of ill-mannered rascals, I’ll get you for my son!” – Agnes comes out of the blue and starts chasing them.
“Okay, meanwhile…” – Skinner pulls out a pair of thongs, slaps them on and it says “I’M A BADASS SUPERINTENDENT” in the front – “Oh right, those are Chalmers’…”
Chalmers comes up: “SKINNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRR! You can actually keep those, I have another pair”. Goes off with “I M ALSO STRAIGHT” written on the back of his.
lol Yeah, and the whole *point* of the episode wouldn’t be a new relationship between Skinenr and Bart, it would be about Bart and Skinner pranking each other now that Skinner’s fired.
Guest Star: Johnny Knoxville.
Checkmate.
Can I see your copy of “Swank”, Armin?
There’s nary an animal alive that can outrun a greased Scotsman!
I adore Doris’ reaction to “Then grease me up, woman!”
That last line got ripped off by Will Ferrell more or less, I believe.