“What are they saying?” – Milhouse van Houten
“I’m not sure.” – Bart Simpson
“I thought you said you could read lips.” – Milhouse van Houten
“I assumed I could.” – Bart Simpson
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Dead Homer Society 
4 responses to “Quote of the Day”
“Spring forth burly protector, and save me!”
“Team Discovery Channel!”
man, Martin has a bunch of funny quotes in this episode
“Hark to the tale of Nelson,
And the boy he loved so dear.
They remained the best of friends
For years and years and years.”
“Homer, come quick! Bart’s quit his tutoring job and joined a violence gang!”