Lisa's Rival13

“Lisa, what’s the answer to number seven?” – Ralph Wiggum
“Sorry, Ralph, that would defeat the purpose of testing as a means of student evaluation.” – Lisa Simpson
“My cat’s name is Mittens.” – Ralph Wiggum

6 responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. Stan Avatar
    Stan

    Is it just me, or… you’ve already posted this quote before?

    1. dvcnick Avatar

      I think it is just you. I typed “Mittens” into the search bar, and only this came up.

      Also, before anyone else says it:

      “My cat’s breath smells like cat food.”

    2. Charlie Sweatpants Avatar
      Charlie Sweatpants

      I’ve screwed up and reused quotes a few times, but I check before I post them and I didn’t see this one on the list.

      1. Stan Avatar
        Stan

        Np, saw it somewhere else then.

  2. ThisCannotBeTheFuture Avatar
    ThisCannotBeTheFuture

    “Why would they come to our concert just to boo us?!”

  3. dvcnick Avatar

    I think it’s also pretty great when Ralph later asks Allison for test answers and Lisa tells Ralph “I can’t tell you either,” and he responds with “Leave me alone.”

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