“Lisa, what’s the answer to number seven?” – Ralph Wiggum
“Sorry, Ralph, that would defeat the purpose of testing as a means of student evaluation.” – Lisa Simpson
“My cat’s name is Mittens.” – Ralph Wiggum
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Is it just me, or… you’ve already posted this quote before?
I think it is just you. I typed “Mittens” into the search bar, and only this came up.
Also, before anyone else says it:
“My cat’s breath smells like cat food.”
I’ve screwed up and reused quotes a few times, but I check before I post them and I didn’t see this one on the list.
Np, saw it somewhere else then.
“Why would they come to our concert just to boo us?!”
I think it’s also pretty great when Ralph later asks Allison for test answers and Lisa tells Ralph “I can’t tell you either,” and he responds with “Leave me alone.”