Quote of the Day

Homer the Vigilante11

“Lisa, the mob is working on getting your saxophone back, but we’ve also expanded into other important areas: literacy programs, preserving our beloved covered bridges, world domination.” – Homer Simpson
“World domination?” – Lisa Simpson
“Oh, that might be a typo.” – Homer Simpson
“Mental note: the girl knows too much.” – Homer’s Brain

One thought on “Quote of the Day

  1. Lisa: *Playing jug*
    Homer: “Aw, that doesn’t work any more.”
    Lisa: *stops playing*
    Homer: “I didn’t say stop!”

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