Margical History Tour Makes Baby Jesus Cry

“Remember, Bart, I mean, Dances in Underwear, we take the white man alive.” – Lisa Simpson “Alright, Thinks Too Much, it shall be so.” – Bart Simpson As per usual with Zombie Simpsons commentaries, the actual episode is incidental to the conversation.  In this case, it’s one of those three part story episodes, the first is about Henry VIII, the second is about Sacajawea, and the third about Mozart.  They mostly discuss books and movies related to the actual historical figures rather than what’s going on here, but that’s to be expected since the actual episode is a parade of…

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“Please don’t ruin this for me, Bart.  I think he’s starting to like me.” – Lisa Simpson “Milhouse likes you.” – Bart Simpson “Oh, please, Milhouse likes Vaseline on toast.” – Lisa Simpson