Quote of the Day

Hostage Negotiations

“Operator, I’d like to place an order for my husband.” – Marge Simpson
“Would he like to lose weight, stop smoking, learn the state capitals, master hostage negotiations . . .” – Subliminal Tape Operator
“Hmm, hostage negotiations . . .”
“Listen, Taboli, we’re ignoring all of your demands.  What do you say to that?” – Hostage Negotiator Homer
“Better give me the weight loss tape.” – Marge Simpson

2 thoughts on “Quote of the Day

  1. Marge: “Has that cassette helped reduce your appetite?”
    Homer: “Lamentably, no. My gastronomic rapacity knows no satiety.”

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