“Operator, I’d like to place an order for my husband.” – Marge Simpson
“Would he like to lose weight, stop smoking, learn the state capitals, master hostage negotiations . . .” – Subliminal Tape Operator
“Hmm, hostage negotiations . . .”
“Listen, Taboli, we’re ignoring all of your demands. What do you say to that?” – Hostage Negotiator Homer
“Better give me the weight loss tape.” – Marge Simpson
Dead Homer Society 
2 responses to “Quote of the Day”
Marge: “Has that cassette helped reduce your appetite?”
Homer: “Lamentably, no. My gastronomic rapacity knows no satiety.”
Hi there! I just wanted to ask if you ever have any trouble with hackers?
My last blog (wordpress) was hacked and I ended up losing months of hard work due to no backup.
Do you have any methods to stop hackers?