“Robert, if released would you pose any threat to one Bart Simpson?” – Lawyer
“Bart Simpson? The spirited little scamp who twice foiled my evil schemes and sent me to this dank, urine soaked hell hole?” – Sideshow Bob
“Uh, we object to the term ‘urine soaked hell hole’ when you could’ve said ‘pee pee soaked heck hole’.” – Parole Officer
“Cheerfully withdrawn.” – Sideshow Bob
“Why, it’s German for ‘The Bart, The.'”
No one who speaks German could be an evil man.
Sideshow Bob has no decency. He called me “Chief Piggum”!