“Robert, if released would you pose any threat to one Bart Simpson?” – Lawyer
“Bart Simpson? The spirited little scamp who twice foiled my evil schemes and sent me to this dank, urine soaked hell hole?” – Sideshow Bob
“Uh, we object to the term ‘urine soaked hell hole’ when you could’ve said ‘pee pee soaked heck hole’.” – Parole Officer
“Cheerfully withdrawn.” – Sideshow Bob
Dead Homer Society 
3 responses to “Quote of the Day”
“Why, it’s German for ‘The Bart, The.’”
No one who speaks German could be an evil man.
Sideshow Bob has no decency. He called me “Chief Piggum”!