“Before I go to camp, I’ll need boosters for malaria, German measles, encephalitis, Hansen’s disease-” – Lisa Simpson
“Oh, now I’m afraid what we have here is an advanced case of hypochondria. There’s only one known cure: a lollypop.” – Dr. Hibbert
“Don’t patronize me, Doctor.” – Lisa Simpson
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8 responses to “Quote of the Day”
Don’t even need to scroll down to read the quote. The facial expression has me laughing right away.
We Want Krunchy!
No, we want Chilly Willy!
Gentlemen, to evil!
Millhouse: “Can we call you Uncle Blackie?”
Mr Black: “No”
As a waiter I once responded to a table’s inquiry of “Is the fish fresh?” with “Well, it ain’t get’n any fresher.”
If you don’t like it, TS (as a kid, i remember being a bit surprised they could/would say TS on broadcast TV, certainly the first time i ever heard it on OTA primetime tv)
Heh…I remember I began using “TS” in middle school some time after this.