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“Free sample of fabric softener?  Woo-hoo! . . . Mmm, I can feel three kinds of softness.” – Homer Simpson
“Dad, what are you doing down there?” – Lisa Simpson
“Washing my fat guy hat, honey.” – Homer Simpson

6 responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. Leo Avatar
    Leo

    So, er uh.. I hate to spoil a perfectly good quote’s page, but… you guys heard about this?

    http://insidetv.ew.com/2013/07/18/simpsons-family-guy-crossover-episode/

    1. Charlie Sweatpants Avatar
      Charlie Sweatpants

      Yeah, I saw it. It’s already eating its way through the links for Reading Digest tomorrow. Honestly? Kind of a nothing burger.

    2. dvcnick Avatar

      What are the odds Matt Groening will leave his name on this one?

    3. ThisCannotBeTheFuture Avatar
      ThisCannotBeTheFuture

      I’m reminded of a quote from “Dumb and Dumber”:

      “Just when I think you couldn’t possibly be any dumber….you go and do something like this…and TOTALLY redeem yourself!”

    4. Stan Avatar
      Stan

      “Guys, I’ve been breaking television with my shit since 2000, and now you have to help me fix it!”
      “Sure thing Matt, this is what you pay.”

  2. Al Gore Doll Avatar
    Al Gore Doll

    Yeah, that’s a problem for people who still watch the show, not me.