Quote of the Day

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“Free sample of fabric softener?  Woo-hoo! . . . Mmm, I can feel three kinds of softness.” – Homer Simpson
“Dad, what are you doing down there?” – Lisa Simpson
“Washing my fat guy hat, honey.” – Homer Simpson

6 thoughts on “Quote of the Day

    1. Yeah, I saw it. It’s already eating its way through the links for Reading Digest tomorrow. Honestly? Kind of a nothing burger.

    2. I’m reminded of a quote from “Dumb and Dumber”:

      “Just when I think you couldn’t possibly be any dumber….you go and do something like this…and TOTALLY redeem yourself!”

    3. “Guys, I’ve been breaking television with my shit since 2000, and now you have to help me fix it!”
      “Sure thing Matt, this is what you pay.”

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