“Come on, Luann, you know what this is.” – Kirk van Houten
“Kirk, I don’t know what it is.” – Luann van Houten
“It could not be more simple, Luann. You want me to show this to the cat, and have the cat tell you what it is? Cause the cat’s going to get it.” – Kirk van Houten
“I’m sorry, I’m not as smart as you Kirk. We didn’t all go to Gudger College.” – Luann van Houten
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15 responses to “Quote of the Day”
Worthy of Webster.
One of the (many) great, devastating, memorable, hilarious, some-might-say definitive scenes of the show. Everyone remembers Milhouse’s folks getting the divorce. Everyone. And we don’t feel pity for Kirk, since he gets to sleep in a racing car. Do you?
I sleep in a big bed with my wife.
I’m a big wheel down at the cracker factory!
Crackers are a family food. Happy families. Maybe single people eat crackers, we don’t know. Frankly, we don’t want to know.
So that’s it, after twenty years, so long, good luck?
I don’t recall saying “good luck”.
“Crackers are a family food, happy families. We don’t know if single people eat crackers, and frankly, we don’t want to know..,
Sorry, I somehow missed that first comment. Feeling tired today.
It’s cool. It’s a line that’s so classic it’s worth a repeat.
“Who likes the Dooby Brothers?”
Can I borrow a feeling?
Ahahaha… “Can I borrow a feeling?”… Sorry.
According to this page – http://simpsonswiki.net/wiki/Intended_guest_stars (written by Gran2 (http://pajamasalready.wordpress.com/):
“Sheryl Crow rejected the chance to sing “Can I Borrow a Feeling?” over the end credits of ‘A Milhouse Divided’.”
I blame Lance Armstrong.
…..Can I have my shirts back, at least?