“I’m sorry, Homer, no weapons.” – Marge Simpson
“A gun is not a weapon, Marge. It’s a tool, like a butcher knife or a harpoon or an alligator.” – Homer Simpson
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3 responses to “Quote of the Day”
I use this quote so often in real life, literally any time someone describes something as a tool. I love the insane almost-logic behind Homer’s choice of those three particular objects – it’s pure crazy Swartzwelder.
I know the “Bob steps on the rakes” sequence is everyone’s favorite for the extended joke bit, but the scene when the guns keep misfiring in the foyer just wrecks me every time.
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