“Our first issue, sir, is our low productivity and record high worker accident rate.” – Mr. Smithers
“Any suggestions?” – C.M. Burns
“A round of layoffs might wake up the idiots.” – Male Executive
“We could put caffeine in the water cooler.” – Female Executive
“Those are my ideas! You people don’t think, you regurgitate!” – C.M. Burns
Dead Homer Society 
2 responses to “Quote of the Day”
Gotta say that one of the all-time best lines is Smithers’ reading of…
“Dimoxini?…to keep *brain* from freezing?!”
Man, love the subtlety of the very early seasons.
“You ruined you father, you crippled your family, and baldness is hereditary!