“Smithers, guess what happened to me last night?” – C.M. Burns
“I don’t know, sir. You had sex with that old woman?” – Mr. Smithers
“She said no to me! Do you know how many women have said no to me? One-hundred-thirty! But only one since I’ve become a billionaire.” – C.M. Burns
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Hahaha. Forgot about this exchange; it’s surprisingly sweet.
Actually this was on the English channel 4 the other day and they cut out Smithers’ line.
They butcher the Simpsons