“Hey, Red Hot Chili Peppers, would you guys like to appear on a Krusty the Klown special?” – Bart Simpson “Sure, if you can get us out of this gig.” – Flea “No problemo. Hey, Moe, look over there!” – Bart Simpson “What? What am I looking at? I don’t see nothing. I’m gonna stop looking soon. What? What, is that it?” – Moe “Hey, Moe, can I look too?” – Homer Simpson “Sure, but it’ll cost you.” – Moe “My wallet’s in the car.” – Homer Simpson “He is so stupid. And now back to the wall.” – Moe…
Day: October 3, 2013
Quote of the Day
“The funeral is in Little Neck Falls, looks like we’ll have to go to Duff Gardens another time.” – Marge Simpson “We understand.” – Lisa Simpson “No use complaining about something you can’t change.” – Bart Simpson “But I want to go to Duff Gardens, right now!” – Homer Simpson “Oh, Homer, quit pouting.” – Marge Simpson “I’m not pouting, I’m mourning. . . . stupid dead woman.” – Homer Simpson