“Can’t you stop it, Dad?” – Bart Simpson “I’m trying my best!” – Homer Simpson “The lever you have pulled… READ MORE
“In that family, nobody trusted nobody. They even brought their lawyers to Thanksgiving dinner.” – Abe “Grampa” Simpson Harry Shearer… READ MORE
“Is Mom gonna have another baby, Dad?” – Lisa Simpson “Maybe.” – Homer Simpson Apologies for the lack of Compare… READ MORE
“If I’d spent my life listening to Dismal Doras like you, I wouldn’t be worth two-hundred-million dollars today.” – C.M.… READ MORE
“Nobody’s mentioned me, have they?” – Principal Skinner “I thought I heard someone say your name in the cafeteria, but… READ MORE
♫”If this old clown was found dead in his bed tomorrow/ I’d be in heaven, still doing this show!”♫ –… READ MORE
“Holy moly, nine-thirty! Hello, Marge, sorry I didn’t call, but it’s been a madhouse down here. Yeah, these twelve hour… READ MORE
“Hey, you know we’re getting into golden time?” – Estonian Actor “Yes, well just get it right or you’ll all… READ MORE
“Sweet, trusting Marge, I can’t let you down. I’ll get some money somehow. . . . Hello, Vegas? Gimme a… READ MORE
“Hey, Red Hot Chili Peppers, would you guys like to appear on a Krusty the Klown special?” – Bart Simpson… READ MORE
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“Now, they may ask you to locate your town on a map of the US. So, let’s do that .… READ MORE
“Chapter Eight, let’s talk zombies. If a zombie bites you, you become a zombie. You must walk the Earth feeding… READ MORE
“Well, let’s look at the contract ourselves, eh? Benefits! Perks! A green cookie on St. Patrick’s Day!” – C.M. Burns… READ MORE
“I don’t think they’re giving you enough information, Dad.” – Lisa Simpson “I’ll figure it out. I’m gonna use all… READ MORE
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