Reading Digest: Marcia Wallace Appreciation Edition

“Hiya, scrumptious, do you want to ignite my drink?” – Mrs. Krabappel “You’re my kid’s teacher.” – Homer Simpson “Single parent, are we?” – Mrs. Krabappel “No!” – Homer Simpson “Well, let’s pretend you are.” – Mrs. Krabappel  Last week Marcia Wallace went to that great teacher’s lounge in the sky, where it’s always happy hour and no one has to grade any papers.  Back here, countless people reminisced, praised her and her talent, and repeated some of her best lines and jokes, and we have a ton of those links this week.  There’s all the usual stuff too, including…

Quote of the Day

“Chef Lonelyheart’s Soup for One.” – Apu Nahasapeemapetilon “One scratch and win, Apu.” – Mrs. Krabappel “Mrs. Krabappel, I haven’t seen you since we doubled our prices.  Still teaching?” – Apu Nahasapeemapetilon “Let’s see . . . one more day at least.” – Mrs. Krabappel Marcia Wallace would’ve been 71 today.  Happy birthday!