“Here, have a flower.” – Rene
“Alright, come on, what’s the catch? A gorgeous woman don’t just hand you a free daffodil.” – Moe
“Really, you think I’m gorgeous?” – Rene
“Well, the part that’s showing. I guess you could have a lot of weird scars or a fake ass or something.” – Moe
“You don’t talk to a lot of women, do you?” – Rene
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5 responses to “Quote of the Day”
Now, is it Rene or Renee? Traditionally, Rene is the male form of the name.
I know a woman who goes by Rene, but it’s short for Irene, so that’s obviously not what we’re talking about here.
Oh, the ‘irene’ (irony).
I know a Rene that works at my local Walgreens! A guy btw.
SNPP says Renee.