“Must kill Moe . . . Wheee! . . . Must kill Moe . . . Wheee!” – Homer Simpson
Tag: Dumbbell Indemnity
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“I dunno, Homer. Women can smell panic, and right now I gotta be reekin’ of it.” – Moe “Relax, all I smell is garlic and fish.” – Homer Simpson
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“Homer, I’ve been the world’s biggest rat. Can you ever forgive me?” – Moe “Oh, I could never stay mad at you, Moe. After all, you get me drunk.” – Homer Simpson
Briefly Behind Us Forever: Moho House
“Uh, you look pretty clean. You, uh, mind if I have this dance?” – Moe “It’s all yours.” – Disgusted Woman “Okay, I won’t lie to you. A lot of people saw that.” – Homer Simpson By this time Wednesday I’m going to be in a post-anesthetic fog following (what I hope will be successful) shoulder surgery. Since I’m only going to have one useful arm for eight weeks, I’ve got a ton of stuff to get done before that. Hence, the episode summary below is shorter than normal. If you haven’t watched “Moho House”, you will be unsurprised to…
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“You see my car there, with the rubber hippy daisy, space 7A?” – Moe “Uh, yeah, what about it?” – Chief Wiggum “I was just thinking what a good parking job I did.” – Moe “Yeah, hey, that is nice. Hey, Lou! Lou, check out that park job in 7A.” – Chief Wiggum “Ooh, that’s sweet.” – Lou
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“Hey, don’t give up, Moe. The girl of your dreams has got to be in some bar!” – Homer Simpson
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“Mr. President, your welfare proposal is nothing but a lot of technical jargon and partisan rhetoric and . . . Ahhh! Ahhh! Ahhh! Get off me, Mr. President!” – Hail to The Chimp Aide
Behind Us Forever: The Princess Guide
“I’m sorry, Homer. It’s just, it’s been four years since my last date with a whatchacallit . . . a woman.” – Moe Another week, another Zombie Simpsons episode. This one starts with “Take Your Daughter to Work Day”, which means Lisa gets to go to the power plant again. That doesn’t last long, however, as Burns suddenly needs uranium and begins negotiating with a Nigerian king (yes, you read that correctly). In the meantime, the king’s daughter is going to be looked after by Homer. The daughter wants to go out and see the town, but ends up inexplicably hanging…
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“You’re up to something, aren’t you?” – Bart Simpson “No! I’m just going out to commit certain deeds. . . . Suckers.” – Homer Simpson
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“I won’t hear of it, Moe, you’re a fabulous catch.” – Homer Simpson “Oh, yeah, well, how come I ain’t fending off movie starlets with a pointy stick?” – Moe “Oh, it’s probably due to your ugliness. But that doesn’t mean we can’t find you a woman. Come on, we’re going to the darkest bar in town!” – Homer Simpson
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“And bring us the finest food you got, stuffed with the second finest.” – Moe “Excellent, sir, lobster stuffed with tacos.” – Gilded Truffle Waiter
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“To Marge, and all the blissful years I’ve spent hiding from her in this bar.” – Homer Simpson “Hear, hear!” – Drunks
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“Here, have a flower.” – Rene “Alright, come on, what’s the catch? A gorgeous woman don’t just hand you a free daffodil.” – Moe “Really, you think I’m gorgeous?” – Rene “Well, the part that’s showing. I guess you could have a lot of weird scars or a fake ass or something.” – Moe “You don’t talk to a lot of women, do you?” – Rene
Behind Us Forever: Whiskey Business
“Your bowtie is just darling.” – Rene “Well, thanks. Yeah, it kinda draws the eye away from the old mug.” – Moe [Note: Apologies for not getting this up yesterday. I’m having grotesque technical problems at the spinoff site and reliable ratings numbers were delayed a day by NASCAR overrun anyway.] They don’t take long to get right into the shitty writing, do they? Immediately after showing us the 2009 Oscars on the TV, Homer says exactly that. Zombie Simpsons really doesn’t trust the audience to pay attention in the least, do they? Looks like we’re doing sad Moe this…
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“What ever happened to your mail order bride?” – Homer Simpson “She got homesick for her old life, diving for tourist pennies in a Micronesian swamp.” – Moe “So her career got in the way.” – Homer Simpson
Crazy Noises: Dumbbell Indemnity
“That’s what you get for not hailing to the chimp.” – Homer Simpson There’s no new Zombie Simpsons until September, so we’re going to spend the summer overthinking Season 9. Why Season 9? Because we did Season 8 last summer, and Season 9 was when the show started becoming more Zombie than Simpsons. Since we’re too lazy to do audio and too ugly to do video, we’ve booked a “chatroom” (ours is right between the one with the sexy seventh graders and the one with the bored federal agents pretending to be sexy seventh graders). So log on to your…