Bart Gets an Elephant7

“I’m alive!  I’m alive!  And I owe it all to this feisty feline.” – Homer Simpson
“Dad, ‘feline’ means cat.” – Lisa Simpson
“Elephant, honey, it’s an elephant.” – Homer Simpson

6 responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. jbwarner86 Avatar

    I think this episode has to feature Homer at his all-time stupidest, at least in the classic era. Checking the other side of his hand for the phone, going “Whee!” as he gets thrown out of the radio station, trying to give Mr. Black the keys to the elephant, headbutting the nature preserve guy for no reason…I’m pretty sure that’s the lowest his IQ ever sunk prior to Season 9.

    1. Stan Avatar
      Stan

      Ok… stop… stop it… Mr. Simpson, that’s enough, stop it.

    2. zgeycp Avatar
      zgeycp

      That’s not a question, Professor, but we’ll let the viewers judge for themselves.

      1. You might remember me from Avatar

        … I don’t know.

    3. ian premise Avatar
      ian premise

      Also, telling Bart to “push her down, son” – later Marge would be chloroformed to “hilarious” effect.

      1. Izzy Avatar
        Izzy

        That is easily one of my five favorite Simpson lines. I try to use it in casual conversation whenever possible.