“I’ve discovered the perfect business.  People swarm in, empty their pockets, and scuttle off.  Nothing can stop me now . . . except microscopic germs.  But we won’t let that happen, will we Smithers?” – C.M. Burns
“Uh, no, sir.” – Mr. Smithers

Happy 20th Anniversary to “$pringfield (Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Legalized Gambling)”!  Original airdate: 16 December 1993.