Behind Us Forever: White Christmas Blues

“I know this has been a stressful holiday, but, in a way, having nothing reminds us how lucky we really are.” – Marge Simpson “What?” – Lisa Simpson “We still have each other.  And isn’t that the best gift of all?” – Marge Simpson “But we would’ve had each other anyway.” – Lisa Simpson “Yeah, plus lots of other stuff.” – Bart Simpson I’m on record as saying that the sign gags are one of the few things Zombie Simpsons can still manage to do well.  But if there’s one thing Zombie Simpsons knows how to do, it’s take something…

Quote of the Day

“I’ve discovered the perfect business.  People swarm in, empty their pockets, and scuttle off.  Nothing can stop me now . . . except microscopic germs.  But we won’t let that happen, will we Smithers?” – C.M. Burns “Uh, no, sir.” – Mr. Smithers Happy 20th Anniversary to “$pringfield (Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Legalized Gambling)”!  Original airdate: 16 December 1993.