Quote of the Day

Stark Raving Dad13

“Mr. Simpson, after talking to your wife, we believe you’re no threat to yourself or others.” – New Bedlam Psychiatrist
“That’s the most flattering thing anyone has ever said to me.  Could I have it in writing, please?” – Homer Simpson
“Of course.” – New Bedlam Psychiatrist

3 thoughts on “Quote of the Day

  1. Surely, in all the merchandise FOX has spewed forth relating to this show, somewhere, somehow I can buy one of those certificates, yeah?

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