“You sound like you’re ready to become your own boss in the exciting world of frame nudging! Yes, for a minimal franchise fee, you’ll receive a pair of straightening gloves, a canister of wall lubricant, and a booklet of the most commonly asked questions you will hear, including ‘Who are you?’ and ‘What are you doing here?’.” – Frame Nudging Guy
Even though I’ve always thought this episode was kind of weak, I still love this line.