Reading Digest: Blank Potato Merchandising Edition

“Why don’t you bring this potato?  It’s pretty big.” – Marge Simpson “Mom, you’re always trying to give me potatoes.  What is it with you?” – Bart Simpson “I just think they’re neat.” – Marge Simpson Between the internet echoes of last week’s streaming news and the announcement of a, wait for it, Mr. Potato Head Homer, the signal to noise ratio was pretty bad again this week, so it’s once again a shorter than usual Reading Digest.  When they announced last year that they were kicking the merchandising into overdrive, they weren’t kidding, and it seems like hardly a…

Quote of the Day

“There’s a few things you could do to help us sell our home.  First, whenever you walk in front of your window, could you please wear pants?” – Mrs. Winfield “Hmmm, no.” – Homer Simpson