“Daddy has very important work to do; he’s looking through the want ads to find a part time job.” – Homer Simpson
“Dad, that’s a gag paper we got at the carnival.” – Lisa Simpson
“Oh. No wonder I didn’t hear about Bart being elected World’s Greatest Sex Machine.” – Homer Simpson
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