“And this is for my huggy bug in honor of this special day.” – Marge Simpson “Special day? Oh, what have I forgotten now? Now, don’t panic. Is it Bacon Day? No! That’s crazy talk. She’s getting impatient, take a stab at it . . .” – Homer’s Brain “Happy . . . Valentine’s Day.” – Homer Simpson “Oh, thank you, dear.” – Marge Simpson “Woo-hoo!” – Homer Simpson Today, as we all know (even Reddit), is Bacon Day. Like most holidays on the American calendar, whatever was once good and fun about Bacon Day was acquired in a hostile…
Day: February 14, 2014
Quote of the Day
“Doing the Monster Mash with you on this beautiful Valentine’s Day.” – Marty “Marty, why did you play that song today? There must be thousands of love songs.” – Bill “Well, it’s kind of a love song, all the monsters, enjoying each other’s company, dancing, holding their evil in check.” – Marty “You played the wrong record, didn’t you?” – Bill “Why are you doing this to me?” – Marty