Can't Beat Big Business

“Trust in yourself and you can achieve anything.” – Lisa Lionheart
“You know, if we get through to just that one little girl, it’ll all be worth it.” – Lisa Simpson
“Yes, particularly if that little girl happens to pay forty-six thousand dollars for that doll.” – Stacy Lovell
“What?” – Lisa Simpson
“Oh nothing.  Kudos to you, Lisa.  Kudos.” – Stacy Lovell

Happy 20th Anniversary to “Lisa vs. Malibu Stacy”!  Original airdate 17 February 1994.

11 responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. Gusface Grillah Avatar

    Stacy Lavelle: I think we should name her after Lisa. We’ll call her Lisa Lionheart.

    Bart: No, Loudmouth Lisa! Stupid Lisa Garbage Face! [no one listens] I can’t stand this any longer. Somebody please pay attention to me! Hello, pay attention to me! Look at me! I’m Bart, I’m Bart! Look at me, look at me, look at me!

    1. Stan Avatar
      Stan

      Somebody please pay attention to me! Hello, pay attention to me! Look at me! I’m Zombie Simpsons, I’m Zombie Simpsons! Look at me, look at me, look at me!

  2. Rembrandt Q. Einstein Avatar
    Rembrandt Q. Einstein

    Don’t blame me – I voted for Kudos.

    1. Steamed Hams Avatar

      Lol, you’re the Kang of the world!

    2. Stan Avatar
      Stan

      lol “Kudos”?

  3. Al Gore Doll Avatar
    Al Gore Doll

    Pretty sure Valve Software was inspired by the climax of this episode.

    1. Rob K. Avatar
      Rob K.

      Half Life?

  4. Lucas Vogler Avatar

    Always been one of my favorite episodes…

  5. x Avatar
    x

    hey, one of my friends is starting a simpsons review blog

    check it out

    http://archaeology-of-the-simpsons.tumblr.com/

    i don’t know if she’ll make it all the way back, but it’s good.

    1. Rob K. Avatar
      Rob K.

      Nice.

    2. Cal Avatar
      Cal

      “I balk at calling this ‘good.’ It’s tolerable, definitely. No, it’s actually enjoyable. It has a very weak first act … Then it picks up, it becomes an overblown shaggy dog story, in the vein of the best classic Simpsons episodes. It’s much more cartoony. The characters are less honest, the writing weaker, and the litany goes on. Even with all that, Steal This Episode is honestly pretty enjoyable. I would give it a solid C-.”

      Is she for real?

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