Quote of the Day

The Springfield Files15

“Thank God it’s Wednesday.” – Jasper
“It’s Friday.” – Mrs. Glick
“Uh-oh, wrong pills. . . . Uh, little help?” – Jasper

4 thoughts on “Quote of the Day

  1. Arghh fuck, and I’ve just been prescribed codeine…
    Btw,’TGIW’? Really? Does anybody really say that?

  2. Have you ever noticed how trolls on the internet tend to have obviously trollish usernames – for instance, “Scoobie”? Or “Pumpkineater69”? Or “Anonymous”?

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