The Springfield Files15

“Thank God it’s Wednesday.” – Jasper
“It’s Friday.” – Mrs. Glick
“Uh-oh, wrong pills. . . . Uh, little help?” – Jasper

4 responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. Stan Avatar
    Stan

    Arghh fuck, and I’ve just been prescribed codeine…
    Btw,’TGIW’? Really? Does anybody really say that?

  2. Jimmy Carter Avatar
    Jimmy Carter

    Have you ever noticed how trolls on the internet tend to have obviously trollish usernames – for instance, “Scoobie”? Or “Pumpkineater69”? Or “Anonymous”?

    1. Stan Avatar
      Stan

      …or Jimmy Carter.

      1. Bob* Avatar

        He’s history’s greatest monster!

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