Quote of the Day

Itchy and Scratchy Land15

“I’m so embarrassed, I wish there was a hole I could just crawl into and die.” – Marge Simpson
“Okay, throw her in the hole.” – Itchy & Scratchy Land Trooper
“Oh, please, it was just a figure of speech!” – Marge Simpson

5 thoughts on “Quote of the Day

  1. Announcer: Attention, Marge Simpson, your son has been arrested.

    Woman: I’d be terribly embarrassed if I were that boy’s mother.

    Announcer: Attention, Marge Simpson, we have also arrested your older, balder, fatter son.

  2. So much win and far better parody than dangling around the idea of Disney being an antisemite.

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