“Well, let me tell you something, boy, if you don’t stand up for yourself, bullies are gonna be picking on you for the rest of your life.” – Abe “Grampa” Simpson “Simpson! Give me your newspaper!” – Jasper “Why should I?” – Abe “Grampa” Simpson “I wanna do the crossword puzzle.” – Jasper “No, I want to do the crossword puzzle.” – Abe “Grampa” Simpson “I said, give me that puzzle!” – Jasper “No.” – Abe “Grampa” Simpson “Gimme!” – Jasper “No.” – Abe “Grampa” Simpson “Gimme!” – Jasper “No . . . Well, I guess I can’t help you.…
Day: March 19, 2014
Quote of the Day
“I know it’s good for a boy to have a part time job, but I’m not sure about the people Bart’s working for. I think they’re criminals.” – Marge Simpson “A job’s a job. I mean, take me, if my plant pollutes the water and poisons the town, by your logic that would make me a criminal.” – Homer Simpson