“Let me pet him again.” – Homer Simpson
“You already petted him for ten minutes!” – Lisa Simpson
“I know. I want to pet him again.” – Homer Simpson
“You can pet the cat.” – Marge Simpson
“The cat? What’s the point?” – Homer Simpson
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14 responses to “Quote of the Day”
Ha! I like how the cat is totally on board with it too.
“Yeah, pet ME!”
I love the episode when Santa’s Little Helper and Snowball II are feeling neglected, so they attempt to walk and learn how to speak.
“Weeeeeee….luvvvvvv…uuuuuuuu!”
Ha ha ha!
Was that the one when Bart got Laddie? I forget.
No, that was the one where Bart got an elephant. (Obviously, I’m referring to Lisa on Ice. ;) )
Ah, of course. Stampy.
(Ritually disembowels himself to preserve Simpsons honor)
I remember the bit that made me laugh in that ep is when the family just got the elephant, and he goes “TOOOOT” and the dog and the cat both run away into the horizon, and then look from there.
Me too.
Didn’t pet her and now she’s dead.
Just noticed: “Tell Aaronson and Zykowski” on DHS here, LOL!!!!!!! That’s awesome guys, just awesome. Brilliant. I get the reference from “And Maggie Makes Three” :D
you’re a better man then me. for a while, I just accepted that they were like, the owners of the site; then i finally had to google it.
I made the same mistake as you, Frank.
Same here.
To tell you the truth I did at first guys! Also Stan if you ever see this I wonder what you’d say as well? Anyway glad I finally got the reference lol.
Uhm, has been a long time I noticed that actually. Maybe 3 years or so already. But I think I too used to think those guys were like Facebook and Twitter owners, but only for a very small period of time. Then Charlie posted a quote from that episode and I went to watch it in whole, and that’s when I laughed.
Also, there was another word invented by the Simpsons, besides cromulent and… shit, I forgot that one. And no, it’s not “homersexual” though I believe taking a stroll to Urban Dictionary should provide help for those seeking.
Jebus instead of Jesus maybe? Also that’s wrote I thought too lol or that they were the owners of this site. It took me over a year of being on DHS to finally get it! Love “cromulent” btw and UD is simply awesome, like DHS here and a few other sites (TR Tropes included).
*TV Tropes