“Gosh, I thought he’d be happier in his true habitat.” – Marge Simpson
“Oh, I think he is.” – Wildlife Refuge Guy
“Then why is he attacking all those other elephants?” – Marge Simpson
“Well, animals are a lot like people, Mrs. Simpson. Some of them act badly because they’ve had a hard life or have been mistreated. But, like people, some of them are just jerks. Stop that, Mr. Simpson.” – Wildlife Refuge Guy
Happy 20th Anniversary to “Bart Gets an Elephant”. Original airdate 31 March 1994.
Dead Homer Society 
4 responses to “Quote of the Day”
Classic moment. One of the great closing lines. Needs the visuals to work, though, with the zoom out to include Homer just as the ranger finishes explaining about jerk elephants.
When I first saw it, I was laughing for at least 10 minutes after the episode ended, until stomach ache kicked in.
Tommy Tejeda’s animation.
:D