Quote of the Day

April Fool's Milk

“Ah, blah!” – Bart Simpson
“Ah-ha!  April fools!  I’ve been keeping that carton of milk next to the furnace for six weeks!  Sucker.” – Homer Simpson

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    Homer: Mmmmm… beer…

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